dead bone

Get off my desk cat, you’re in my way. This is way...

Dec 2nd

Dec 2nd

Doo Doo Dumb: I hate my boss

Nancy: I'm really glad you decided to work on Saturday
Me: Yea, me too. I'm really glad you kept me in my mind for the job.
Nancy: Yea, I figured you would want to. You're into that whole art scene so you know I instantly signed you up when they told me Art Basel.
Me: ha ha ha, thanks for that.
Nancy: I just feel bad making you miss Of Montreal that night. I know how excited you were when you heard they were coming down.
Me: Well yea...it sucks but I mean $150 is a $150. There will be other times, i guess.
Nancy: $150? You're only getting paid $30 for this
Me: ...but I'm working all day how am I getting only $30? Isn't it $10 an hour?
Nancy: Yes, exactly from 7 to 10.
Me: ....that means $150?
Nancy: No, that means $30 its from 7PM to 10PM. You'll only be working for 3 hours, 4 at most.
Me: Oh...
Nancy: ha ha, I'm sorry for the confusion and I'm sorry you're gonna miss Of Montreal. Ill be sure to make sure the company makes it up to you eventually.
Me: Thank you.

Dec 2nd

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Dec 2nd

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Dec 2nd

I have a journal, Tumblr.

keflex: And I’m not altogether sure what I want to do with it. It’s very pretty and has a...

Dec 2nd

“Scar tissue has no character. It’s not like skin. It doesn’t...”
— Susanna Kaysen, Girl,...

Dec 1st

Happy Holidays

Its the first day of December & there are 31 days left of 2008.

Dec 1st

This is gonna be such a long week. Good luck on those SATs....

Dec 1st

Dec 1st

Dec 1st

This is why we don't hang out

Megan: WHERE have you been?
Me: NOT with you and Britni.
Megan: you suckk
Megan: so like cody totaly hates me.
Megan: hes like scared of me.
Me: what?
Me: how?
Megan: yeah. like i asked him to come over britnis for her getty or whatever? and like i had asked his friend ron about him like i wanted the 411 cus like i just didnt get him, and everyone was like well all he dos is like skate and smoke and hes not comited to anything other than that and like that's fine w.e well like britni got on the phone w/ ian the next day cus he ended up never coming to britnis, and ian btw is codys bestfriend
Megan: & they were on the phone saying that like cody liked me but he got freaked out cus i was telling all his friends and hes not comited to anything and blahblah basically the way britni put it made me cry & Like whatever
Megan: Like im sorry he's soo imature, and like i cant tlk about him to a friend and that it freaks him out. like he has problems then.
Megan: but whatever, so now im justy gona be a bitch to guys cus it obv. works
Megan: so then OMGOMGOM but you cant say anything
Megan: Okay welll then after the phone call and after i cried or whatever i felt super weird, like around ian cus thats like embarassing? you know. like i dont want him to get the wrong idea of me and like i didnt do anything wrong really, like everyone REALLY just overexadurated and i know that but whatever..
Megan: you know how i told you ian was cute? and like well i wanted to hook up w/ him so i asked britni and blahblah and shes like yah you should but i dont think he would cus of the dumb fucking cody thing
Megan: so whatever he was kinda flirting with me but i couldnt really tell so w.e we end up having to hang out with paola and britni is like FLIPPING a fucking shit
Megan: and like ivi is leaving her palola and blahblah, to summ that part up lke britni ends up going off at palola and we end up leaving & ian stays. so i couldnt hook up with him
Megan: so then w.e we go to britnis house
Megan: & we start calling people over and britni calls her ex boyfriend and like his friends over and i always thought britnis ex boyfriends friend miguel or miggy ? was like really fucking cute !!!
Megan: soo i wanted to like tlk to him at her house cus i was drunka nd w.e.e.e.e.w.we.w.e.e ended up with like sebastion flirting w. me the whole time and britni noticed and said something to me and she thought i was just being oblivous but she GOT so fucking pissed
Megan: and like this guy kept hitting on me and sebastion would be
Megan: like AY YO THATS MY GURL
Megan: hahahha
Megan: soo whatever, he ended up haivn gto leave and britni was like drunk arund somewhere idk where the fuck and he said smoething really funny and then was like " can i get your number " oh just kidding and i was like ok.. lmao like i was gona give it to him
Megan: and then eh said it again and then it would be like
Megan: justkiding
Megan: and then i was lke you know i was going to give it to you and hes like oh yah? haha and then i put it in and he was like covering it w. his jacket so britni wouldnt see and then i was like omg shes going to kill me lmao
Megan: and then he laughed and he left but OMG IF BRITNI fond out she would fuckng kill me.
Megan: but i told ivi and ivi was like laughing and she was like yay lmao. like it was funny
Me: That is wayy too much drama for me to deal with in one weekend
Me: you ladies are wild.
Megan: i know
Megan: i love it. You missed out fucker!

Dec 1st

Highschoooool Drama**~

Tay: I was talking to the people that fucking mattered
Tay: and she got pissed and started yelling at me
Tay: so i bitched her the fuck out as i was fucking leaving
Tay: I fucking hate her
Tay: she needs to fucking suffer for the problems she fucking causes
Tay: and i want my fucking dresses back
Me: hahahahaha
Tay: This is serious! Dont laugh! You're on my side right?

Dec 1st

Art Basel 2008

I will officially be working the Art Basel Festival this Saturday at Miami Beach. I’m stoked....

Nov 30th

I drew this during school the other day. I think I might...

Nov 30th

Nov 30th

Nov 30th

Did I ever mention that my friends were the members of NWA...

Nov 30th

OH AND....

I found out whose secret santa I am! WHOSE EXCITED FOR TUMBLRS SECRET SANTA!? I AM! I AM!...

Nov 30th

Paranoid Android Part Deux

What the fuck is it with nasty creepy crawlers hanging out in my room? I don’t eat in my room...

Nov 30th

Dear bodywhispers,

apolloblanc: You are the Fiftieth tumblelog i started following. :) Heres to Fifty more… and...

Nov 30th

Nov 30th

Nov 30th

Nov 30th

TARDY ALL YEAR ROUND

In 40 minutes I’m supposed to be going out to lunch with Cathy. This results in several...

Nov 29th

666

Tomorrow will be the first time I meet you’re entire family. I’m shitting bricks because...

Nov 27th

smut-to-go: (via alaskaneyes) NO SHAVE NOVEMBER

Nov 26th

how about this for a thanksgiving dress? yes? …or...

Nov 26th

if my mom were to find out I originally payed $28 for this...

Nov 26th

I hate wednesday

and I don’t give a fuck that it’s “hump day”. I’m up way past my week...

Nov 26th

we were some what but barely effected by the whine.

Nov 26th

we couldnt open the whine

Nov 26th

we got whine

Nov 26th

lookbookdotnu: happy thanksgiving I’m actually...

Nov 25th

Dear Tumblr,

I use this website as a completely diffrent way than I intended. On my old account I used to write...

Nov 25th

I just finish making this for my boyfriend. The colors look...

Nov 21st

(via cankerbloxxom): FFFFOUND!

Nov 20th

Almost as good as Tetris but barely

Nov 20th

11:11pm PART II

hahahaha, 11:11 does work. Guess who has a ride tomorrow? Fuck yea!

Nov 20th

11:11pm

I NEED A RIDE HOME TOMORROW PLEASE!

Nov 20th

Secret Santa Awesomefest Spreadsheet

Nov 19th

GPOWY- This is a picture from last year. Its been my...

Nov 19th

(via michellardi) Fall in the third world. Who would’ve...

Nov 19th

(via planettampon) sick shit

Nov 19th

(via nikography) it’s been a while I missed you!

Nov 19th

I look horrible in shoes with laces

I keep seeing the nicest Nikes but I just look stupid in shoes with laces. It doesnt matter what...

Nov 19th

Nov 19th

Paranoid Android

I’m laying on the living room couch with my quilt and my pillow because there’s a dead...

Nov 18th

(via unicornology)

Nov 18th

Today on my way home...

Girl A: Have you guys done it, again?
Girl B: Yes, it's wierd.
Girl A: Why?
Girl B: I dont know? Whenever he's on top I feel like pooping.
Girl A: You're right...that's really weird.
Girl B: I know.

Nov 17th

I’d love to meat these guys!

Nov 17th

Today was the longest day ever. Helped my mom stock up new merchandise at work today and then went...

Nov 17th

these shoes make my feet smell sooooooo bad.

Nov 15th

unicornology: homecoming: (via futuremilk) snazzy.

Nov 14th

Hmmmmm

I wanna try acid again.

Nov 13th

Little Brother's Women's Study Survey...

lapetitecoquine: 1. Are you happy with your appearance? Most days, yes. 2. If not, what do you...

Nov 13th

amyyy: (via deadshot)

Nov 12th

GPOYW- I’ve had the worst cold I have ever had in my...

Nov 12th

Sexual Healing started playing on my...

my 11 year old sister: uueeeghhh!
me: what?
sister: can you change this?
me: why?
sister: it makes me horny.

Nov 11th

bakeurfaceoff: Came home to this in my mailbox, YAY! ...

Nov 10th

capucha: jgsugarcube:colleenlouise: I need a new book to...

Nov 10th

I fucking despise building Ikea...

(via chris-o) at least you can afford it! D:

Nov 10th

For Christmas I want:

-a new moleskine -a new pair of boots -jeans that I won’t have to fold in order to avoid...

Nov 9th

(via aaaaaaaaaa) Maria Joachim Graphic Design I would...

Nov 8th

My mom was 7 here. She was telling me how she would ride...

Nov 7th

mom: nobodies getting anything for Christmas this year.
me: why?
mom: cause I have no money
me: ....oh.
mom: but maybe Santa will!
me: hahahaha you do know I'm 16 right?
mom: yea but sometimes it's just nice to pretend you're not.

Nov 7th

I made Obama cookies

…and they’re soooo delish.

Nov 6th

Nov 6th

Nov 6th

Nov 6th

What I tell you?

I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I...

Nov 5th

Garbage Garbage Garbage

I’m dead, dead, dead, deeeeaaaaaad tired. I went job hunting today and ended up only applying...

Nov 4th

Nov 4th

SHIT FACED MONDAYS**~

I know I just did this on friday, but I feel like getting super drunk!

Nov 3rd

Tomorrow’s the big day. (via obamaporn)

Nov 3rd

Watch

YES!

Nov 3rd

Nov 2nd