"Private Blog"
My boyfriend becomes ridiculously embarrassed whenever he's stoned around me and instantly takes blame and/or feels guilty about almost anything that is said. It's really cute but way more funnier.
ShamefulBum: Khrystin, it's true. I discovered your blog a month ago when I was looking through old history and I check it about other week or so. I know you didn't want me to check it, so I try not to. And me being dumb checked it when I after I ate with Aviv and he was next to me and told him I read that. It feels dumb having lied over something this small and blowing it up. I honestly won't read it, that's your privacy and if you make another I won't try to read that one. Sorry I was a dick.
oh khrystin: lmao
oh khrystin: its really okay
oh khrystin: honestly im not mad at all
oh khrystin: really its not a big deal whatso ever
oh khrystin: trust me its your current state of mind
ShamefulBum: Yeah, but I never lie and after we hung up. That wasn't being me. Just a paranoid b/f
oh khrystin: hahaha
oh khrystin: its okay though really dont stress it
oh khrystin: how is you reading my blog make you a dick
oh khrystin: dont worry about it boo honestly
ShamefulBum: That's your privacy
ShamefulBum: You have it unknown or a secret for a reason
ShamefulBum: I know that
oh khrystin: na, i just keep it to myself because im embarrassed of my nerdiness and keeping up with internet in the dorkiest way
oh khrystin: its not private
oh khrystin: nothing on the internet is private ;)
oh khrystin: its fine really relaaaax no biggie!
ShamefulBum: Ah, I just felt like it was lurking, but thanks
ShamefulBum: Everyone fell asleep but me
ShamefulBum: and it's dark
oh khrystin: haha its okay boo
ShamefulBum: I'm gonna try and sleep off this headache
ShamefulBum: It's bad
oh khrystin: haha "head ache"
oh khrystin: alright boo
oh khrystin: good night
oh khrystin: i love you ;)
ShamefulBum: I love you too
ShamefulBum: Night "Doo"
oh khrystin: night poop
ShamefulBum: <3
Dec 27th
I think I make my boyfriend feel awkward...
Me: You're so organized and I'm such an unorganized slob.
Pee: Na, I love you whether your room looks like an untamed garden or the Amazon Rain Forest.
Me: hmmmm i know i know
Me: I love you too even when you shave your beard and cut your baby mullet.
Pee: I know
Pee: But the beard is comin' back!
Pee: It's gonna start getting colder
Me: i know ive noticed (; (; (;
Pee: you knoooooooooooooooooooooow (;
Me: oooooh I know!
Me: ::suggestive winks::
Me: you know I know!
Pee: Oh, haha. I thought they were just blinking at first.
Me: No, they're supposed to be suggestive smileys.
Pee: I see now.
Pee: Alright, well I think I'm gonna make some dinner and finish up my work.
Pee: I love you, Night B0o~
Me: I love you too POO
Dec 12th
Doo Doo Dumb: I hate my boss
Nancy: I'm really glad you decided to work on Saturday
Me: Yea, me too. I'm really glad you kept me in my mind for the job.
Nancy: Yea, I figured you would want to. You're into that whole art scene so you know I instantly signed you up when they told me Art Basel.
Me: ha ha ha, thanks for that.
Nancy: I just feel bad making you miss Of Montreal that night. I know how excited you were when you heard they were coming down.
Me: Well yea...it sucks but I mean $150 is a $150. There will be other times, i guess.
Nancy: $150? You're only getting paid $30 for this
Me: ...but I'm working all day how am I getting only $30? Isn't it $10 an hour?
Nancy: Yes, exactly from 7 to 10.
Me: ....that means $150?
Nancy: No, that means $30 its from 7PM to 10PM. You'll only be working for 3 hours, 4 at most.
Me: Oh...
Nancy: ha ha, I'm sorry for the confusion and I'm sorry you're gonna miss Of Montreal. Ill be sure to make sure the company makes it up to you eventually.
Me: Thank you.
Dec 2nd