It won't ever get old
Stranger: im mikeYou: I HAVE AN INGROWN HAIR IN MY ARM PIT, MIKE!
Stranger: you are sally
You: YEA SURE
You: WHAT SHOULD I DO MIKE!
Stranger: god damn
Stranger: i dont know
You: YOUR DEAR SALLY HAS AN IN GROWN HAIR IN HER ARM PIT!!
You: WHAT DO I DO MIKE!
Stranger: omg
Stranger: make me some pancakes
Stranger: with your other arm
You: ...ill spit in them
You: will you still love me mike?
Stranger: thats not nice sally
Stranger: maybe
You: but if we make out all the time then whats the diffrence?!
Stranger: can i chew on your ingrown hair sally
Stranger: or...no...
You: well youd kinda have to nibble on it in order to pull it out and then shew it
Stranger: suck on my shoe you little slut
You: im allergic!
Stranger: suck my white ass ball!!!!
You: YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT MIKE
You: IM ALLERGIS
You: ALL THERE IS
Stranger: STOP IT
Apr 1st
Woot! Woot! I’m so easily excited.
Apr 1st
I got the cutest hair clip today.
Apr 1st
#338
achoiceinthematter: Someone who will defend me to his siblings, friends and parents.
Mar 30th
I wanna look just like this when I grow up.
(via...
Mar 30th
(via cigz, digitalbath, eleasha)
Mar 30th
….what went wrong this time?!
Mar 30th
I’m a people person, alright!
Mar 30th
....Help?
I barely even acquainted with Bryan and I've only been to his apartment like three times at most. Yet his uncle manages to know where I'm from and "see me all the time". He's a nice guy, but I don't know him. I'm totally creepin' out.Amilk: Hey!! howve uuu beennnn
K: I've been good. Who is this again?
Amilk: bryans uncle
K: Ooh, hey. How are you?
Amilk: good.....i never see u in barness and nobless anymore!
K: yea that one time.
Amik: no...i seen you there a few times.
K: How'd you recognize me? I think I've only been to bryans like twice maybe? haha.
Amilk: yeahh u have nice urban style..ur hair ur clothes...ur eyes.
K: ooh, haha. Thank you.
Amilk: yeahhhhhhh...u graduate this year?
Amilk: how old are u?
Mar 29th
(via uppereastside, endriu)
Mar 29th
I’ve been considering investing in a bathing suit...
Mar 29th
I just found money from Trinidad & Tobago in my wallet?
...
Mar 28th
I don't speak Perve.
K: my tumblr is a good placeSergio: Why's that?
K: cause i amuse myself.
Sergio: Lots of people amuse themselves every night.
K: ...wait im deciding whether or not that was a sexual reference
Sergio: It was.
K: of course it was.
Mar 28th
apolloblanc:
i just love this.
So do I; NEW TATZ IDEA!!
Mar 28th
GOT TATZ, MOM!!~
(It says “Tell It Like It...
Mar 28th
I can’t stay mad at you but I can pretend. Creep into...
Mar 28th
1/3 of my weekend: WASTED.
I stayed home shed a few tears...
Mar 28th
So uhh looks like I've got myself a Fake...
cause I’m not staying in tonight! Right now, I can almost say I hate everything.
Mar 28th
I miss nights & friends like these.
Mar 27th
Listen
I’m gonna be dead shit tomorrow. I’m gonna need a nap tomorrow.
Mar 26th
The irony in this picture is probably one of the best of all...
Mar 26th
(via chris-o)
Mar 26th
I’m craving all these rock n roll habits again except...
Mar 26th
TOMORROW I CANT FORGET TO
Print the pictures of Bessie Smith for my American History class. You’re killing me Gonzo;...
Mar 25th
I don’t know where I’m going after high school...
Mar 24th
(via applearts, Interior design room
Mar 24th
HATE DONUTS. HATE BREAKFAST.
Mar 24th
There's no place like home
New York was too cold and too obnoxiously crowded. And New York definitely don’t feel nothing...
Mar 24th
@ The Ft. Lauderdale Airport
The plane just got in so i will be arriving in New York in about 4 hours or so? I found myself...
Mar 17th
Listen
Best Friends Forever - Handpocket
One O’ my favorites!
Mar 17th
Narwhals! Narwhals!
Mar 16th
Why can't I draw little airplanes?
Mar 16th
Mom, I found the bike of my dreams.
(via spillyourhead,...
Mar 16th
Listen
yosoymilk:
I sang this way too softly. The cons of living with other people and paper-thin walls....
Mar 16th
You ran away alone when we were supposed to run away...
Mar 16th
"My head hits home and flying fast...
Something about waking up in just a couple of hours is making me laugh really hard.
Mar 16th
Guess who just got a Twitter...
Mar 16th
“I think you’re beautiful, but I wouldn’t fuck you because...”
— James Frey (via littlemiss)
— James Frey (via littlemiss)
Mar 14th
I have a feeling this is gonna be me in college.
(via...
Mar 14th
Listen
indierawk:
Voxtrot - Kid Gloves.
“Cheer me up, cheer me up, I’m a miserable fuck. Cheer me up,...
Mar 14th
WHY AM I SO TIRED, STILL?
Mar 14th
(via griptape)
Mar 14th
“Only one thing can make a soul complete and that thing is...
Mar 14th
Watch
WHY IS THE WORLD KEEPING US APART?
(via perritos, tsucchisan)
Mar 14th
(via thepitman, funeralface, redneckzilla)
Mar 14th
This scene made me cry the second time around.
(via...
Mar 13th
This is my Newspaper Adviser.
You’d love him if you...
Mar 13th
I LOVE HOW ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET CAN BE EASILY...
Mar 13th
Mar 12th
Emily Wells: In the Recording Studio
Mar 12th
Watch
meooooooooooooooooooooooow
meooooooooooooooooooooooow
meooooooooooooooooooooooow
Mar 12th
4 DAYS TILL NEW YORK
I got roomed with the only 2 girls I...
Mar 12th
And for the record
…when we welcome you with open arms to live in our house, go out of our way to cook your food...
Mar 11th
I used to be a good writer but I don’t know what...
Mar 11th
No worries mommy dearest
One more year and you won’t have to deal with me anymore. P.S I need 10 bucks to pay you...
Mar 9th
“I want to have fun, I want to shine like the sun. I want to...”
Mar 9th
5 years old & 11 years older
I might not be getting my homework done but she's so fun to have around. Her musical variety is amazing, like a goddamn jukebox.Faith: Why are you still awake?
Me: I'm pretending to do homework.
Faith: You're gonna be really sleepy tomorrow if you keep pretending.
Me: I know, I know but it's not bad to pretend you know. It's good for your brain.
Faith: hmm...okay. Well then, while you pretend to do your homework can I sing so that you can pretend your doing your homework with the radio on? I sound a lot like the radio when I sing!
Me: okay, but you gotta sing softly cause my mom will get mad if she finds me pretending to listen to the radio so late. I'll get in trouble.
Faith: Even an imaginary radio?
Me: Yeap! You know your aunt....she's crazy.
Faith: That's okay. I'll tell her I'm helping you pretend cause your brain needs help with your homework and maybe she'll like my voice so she'll just go to back to bed.
Me: Okay but just sing softly.
Faith: okay. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND ILL CRY IF I WANT TO! CRY IF I WANT TO...LALALALA...HMMMM....IF IT HAPPENED TRUE BLUEEEE!
Mar 9th
Hold up; want this.
(via hotg0ssip, tellherlies, pie0,...
Mar 9th
big papa bear
Mar 9th
best friends since 2nd grade
Mar 9th
My favorite company; we’re a stunning crowd.
Mar 9th
Weekends End, Weekend Wars
I always seems to end my weekend frustrated with myself for getting nothing done. My family, as much...
Mar 9th
All my best friends are all crazy gorgeous
…fucking...
Mar 6th
Watch
I miss them, every time.
Mar 6th
I NEED A JOB.
Mar 6th
Today I might/should/will/want to:
a) do laundry. b) clean my room…again. c) see my sick boyfriend d) work out f) nap h)...
Mar 6th
Tonight I became Workout-Yoga Barbie.
Now, how do I get rid of inner thigh fat?
Mar 4th
I’ve been really excited for my future as of lately....
Mar 3rd
“It isn’t a human until it has memories and,...”
— Late night talks in my bedroom...
— Late night talks in my bedroom...
Mar 3rd
What kind of puppies do you want to see...
fuckyeahpuppies: I need ideas! FRENCH &/OR ENGLISH BULLDOGS PUPPIES PUH-LEEEZE.
Mar 3rd
(via annarexia)
Mar 3rd
I will be in New York in exactly 2 weeks. I’m barely...
Mar 3rd
(via suicideblonde, meepmeepmeep, diamonds-n-rubies,...
Mar 2nd
I suck at being a daughter.
Why am I not excited that my mom is taking me “unmentionable” shopping in a little bit? ...
Mar 1st
(via styleandsubstance)
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